Sunday 22 September 2024

Dat Baptism - Dem Neva Did Drown!

 


I give thanks that no one lost their life in that river baptism video, published on Bark Di Trute yesterday.  I just got the video shown above and the man on the left looks like the man in the baptism video. This Bishop and his assistants need to answer the following questions:

  • What is the name of your church, and where is it located?
  • Who ordained the bishop?
  • Bishop, did you expect the dirty water to wash away the woman's sins?
  • Is it true as shown in the video, one person or more almost lost their lives during the baptism?
  • Can any of you swim?
  • What precautions did you take just in case anyone got into difficulties?

If you are who you say you are, you should not show your face on social media. Give thanks that you are alive. If that catastrophic baptism went viral then Part 2 will also be viral. You are all international stars! Thanks to social media.

Hopefully, those who plan to join your church will have five senses and multiples of common sense. 

Thank you, Jesus. They are alive and can call us wicked. Remember it is not just One Love but also One Life! Oonu lucky nobody no drown. Oonu bright fi come back pan social media. Next time you have a baptism use a bath pan instead

Jesus save yu life dis time. Next time the river current might take you to hell!


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Did someone drown at this Baptism?

 






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6 comments:

  1. You are too funny but truthful nonetheless. I'd love to get those questions answered too. Would be quite interesting.

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  2. For the Bishop to under the dirty water so long anyone would believe that he drown anyway glad to know you are all ok but the Bishop look very old i don't think he should be in the water what about the younger Deacon

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  3. Gm omg don’t know what to say I was baptized in a pool

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  4. From the picture that I saw, noone H came up from under the water. Show that part first before we can believe you. Happy for you still 🙂

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  5. Your comments very funny Vernon. But some serious questions

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