The Story About The Speeding Donkey

 

A policeman faced a serious challenge catching up with a speeding donkey. The donkey was galloping down the road at about sixty kilometers per hour. The road was dotted with numerous potholes, where cars can only drive at a maximum speed of about five kilometers per hour.

The officer eventually caught up with this crazy donkey. The officer accosted the donkey's owner and threatened to give the owner a traffic ticket for speeding. The owner protested. He said, "I was not speeding officer, it was this stupid ass. I was looking around to see if he had seen another ass because he has a way of behaving like an ass when he sees one."

The officer decided to talk to the donkey instead. The owner was behaving like an ass he said to himself. The officer very courteously said to the donkey, "Do you have any dangerous weapons? 

The donkey raised his back leg. 

The officer continued, "Any other dangerous weapons?"

The donkey lifted his head, looked the officer in his eyes, and bared his teeth. 

The officer stepped back from the donkey. The officer warned the owner of the donkey and said, "The next time I see you and your speeding donkey, I will give you both tickets."

The donkey owner then remarked, "Fi wha officer?"

To which the officer replied, "You an di donkey can go argue yu case in court."

The donkey owner did not find it funny, but the donkey did. He kept on braying all the way down the hill to his yard.

The next day, the farmer was coming down the hill again, probably faster than the speed at which he was travelling the day before, and he flew past the police jeep. He was shocked that the police did not chase him. He turned around and went back to where the officer was and said to the officer, "So why yu not chasing me an mi donkey tidey officer?"

The officer, now was very humble and in a barely audible voice said, "Di jeep drap eena a pothole and two tyre bus. Yu can gi me a ride to the bottom of the hill?"

The farmer and the donkey obliged and gave the officer a ride to the bottom of the hill. The officer has not been seen on the road since. Hopefully when the National Wutless Agency fixes the road and the cars start to speed again, he will be able to issue more tickets because it is a waste of time issuing tickets to donkeys when there are enough asses on the road.

If you believe this story, I will add you as a character in the next jackass story!

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